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Clinton Jokes :: #1041 By Armondo Arellano from Tularosa New Mexico USA. The history teacher wanted to award some of her students with a prize of going home early on Friday. So she said "anyone that answers the following questions first with the correct answer gets to go home! Little Johnny thinks to himself "man I really need to go home early". The teacher asks, who said, " Ask not what my country can do for me but, what can I do for my country"? Mary raises her hand first and says "John Kennedy. The teacher says correct, you may go home. Next she asks who said, "I have a dream"; Peggy raises her hand and says Martin Luther King". "Correct" says the teacher you may go home. "Damn I wish those bitches had kept their mouths shut," says Little Johnny. "Who said that?" asks the teacher angrily? Bill Clinton! "See you Monday, Teach" answers Johnny going out the door. Forward this joke to your friends >>   Internet and Computing :: #817 By Mike Donovan from Richmond USA. Keyboard ShortCuts Take the time to learn keyboard shortcuts. These handy little nuggets will save valuable time. Commonly used are Ctrl/S for "Save", Ctrl/C for "Copy", Ctrl/V for "Paste" and Ctrl/F for "Find" (great for searching long web pages). Alt/Tab is another extremely useful shortcut for toggling through open programs. Also, make use of the "Page Up" and "Page Down" keys as well as the arrow keys in long web pages.     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2014 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to Dailyjokes0608@gmail.com