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Viagra Jokes :: #15812 By CHATO from USA. A man walks into the pharmacy and whisper to the young lady, can I have a box of Viagra? The clerk, very loud replied; we don't sell Viagra without prescription. To play on the clerk's sympathy the man pulls his pants down and says, "I don't have a prescription but I have the patient." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Safety :: #886 By Alicia from USA. Car survival kit for winter Do yourself a favor today! Place every item that you have in your car from this must car survival kit for winter: • Plastic blankets/sleeping bags • Booster cables • Compass • Extra clothing (hats, mittens, scarves, etc.) • First aid kit • Flashlight with extra batteries • Hi-calorie non-perishable food • Knife • Road maps • Sack of sand ( or cat litter ) to create traction if car is stuck • Shovel • Took kit • Tow rope • Seal botle with water And remember no cheating, if you ever take an item, put it back ASAP!     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2014 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to Dailyjokes0608@gmail.com