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Body Parts :: #1289 By Elizzabethony from Jonesborough tx USA. An old man was walking around the nursing home hallway all gloomy. A nurse going by asks, "What is wrong? "My penis died," he replied. The following day the man was walking around with his penis hanging out of his pants. The nurse asked him what was going on. He said; "Yesterday my penis died, so today's the viewing." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Interpersonal Skills :: #1732 By Jamie Khalidi from Mumbai India Silence is Golden Speech needs company; silence needs solitude Speech wants to conquer others; silence helps conquer oneself Speech demands respect, silence commands it Speech is self -expression; silence is self-experience Speech is mind bound, silence is soul bound Speech asserts ego; silence effaces it Speech dissipates ego; silence conserves it Speech is human; silence is divine Speech receives appreciation; silence receives adoration Great works are inspired by speech but written in silence Life is a flower; silence is its fragrance We surround ourselves with noise, because we are uncomfortable with silence. We fill our lives with distractions, because we are reluctant to confront     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2014 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to Dailyjokes0608@gmail.com