| | Men Vs. Women Jokes :: #14933 By from Unknown Moods of a Woman
An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
a woman is a bundle of contradiction,
she's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
but will tackle her boyfriend alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
she'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
she'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,
she'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk,
at times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
she'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.
Moods of a Man
Horny
Hungry
Thirsty
Sleepy Forward this joke to your friends >> | | | Miscellaneous :: #6328 By Kaila from Roselle USA. Boost Creativity The next time you need to find a solution to a problem, take a minute to doodle a few triangles with points that reach toward the top of the page. Psychology experts say triangles symbolize self-discovery and revelation, while the upward points signify direction toward a goal; so this sketch delivers instant inspiration to help you come up with an idea in a flash.
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