Computers don't get pregnant.
Computers don't get upset if you use other computers.
Computers don't insist on foreplay.
Computers don't make you meet their parents.
Computers don't mind if you share them with a friend.
Computers don't mind spending hours on the phone with you.
Computers don't play head games unless you ask them to.
Computers never ask you to call them in the morning.
Computers never have headaches,
or take rainchecks,
or have a curfew,
or have that time of the month.
Computers won't mind if you don't like their friends.
If you don't like the feel of one terminal you can easily switch to
another in less than a minute.
Size doesn't count to a computer.
The average computer session lasts four hours.
With a computer, you never have to say you're sorry.
You can log into several computers at once.
You can turn off a computer.
You can visit a computer any time you like, and it'll be up and ready
for you.
You don't have to tell computers you love them.
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