Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Reasons Why Computers Are Better Then Women

Reasons Why Computers Are Better Then Women

A computer can wait forever for you.

A computer doesn't compare you with it's past users.

A computer doesn't get calls from it's past users while you're logged
in.

A computer doesn't mind how excited you get.

A computer doesn't tell you how completely terrific it's past users
have been.

A computer is big in all the right places.

A computer never forgets your birthday.

A computer won't ask, "Are you in?"

A computer won't ask, "Is there another computer?"

A computer won't even talk about marriage.

A computer won't fall in love with you just because you have sex.

A computer won't get bitchy if you're slow to respond.

A computer won't grade you on how much you send it.

A computer won't look through your checkbook.

A computer won't mind how many other accounts you have, or if you keep
getting new ones.

A computer won't say, "Let's just be friends."

A computer won't shave with your razor.

A computer's maintenance personnel don't cross-examine you every time
you log in.

Computers are easy to turn on.

Computers are ready when you are.

Computers are very responsive.

Computers aren't into finding out how far you'll go to keep your
account.

Computers do everything you tell them to.

Computers don't care about age differences.

Computers don't care if you're married.

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