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Work Jokes :: #259 By Anonymous from USA. An office manager had money problems and had to fire an employee, either Jack or Jill... He thought he'd fire the employee who came late to work the next morning. Well, both employees came to work very early. Then the manager thought he would catch the first one who took a coffee break. Unfortunately, neither employee took a coffee break. Then the manager decided to see who took the longest lunch break - strangely, neither Jack nor Jill took a lunch break that day, they both ate at their desk. Then the manager thought he'd wait and see who would leave work the earliest, and both employees stayed after closing. Jill finally went to the coat rack and the manager went up to her and said, 'Jill, I have a terrible problem. I don't know whether to lay you or Jack off.' Jill said, 'Well, you'd better jack off, because I'm late for my bus. Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommended for You         Halo Reach The best-selling Xbox game of all time! Players experience the fateful momments that forged the "Halo" legend. It's the story of Noble Team, a squad of heroic Spartan soliders, and their final stand on the planet Reach.     Home Life :: #6143 By Anonymous from USA. Before you commit to an "age-restricted" community do your homework. Many people over 59 are drawn to age-limited communities where they hope to find the sorts of social activities that will fill their days once they are retired. Yet some older people who choose such a community face an unexpected result: boredom. Those with varied cultural and intellectual interest, and the capacity to program their own discretionary time could find life in an age-restricted community that's located in a resort area to be especially monotonous when the pre-planned sociability occurs on a predictable schedule. People who have tried this say all their neighbors ever talk about are their aches and pains, when cocktails will be serve and what's for dinner.     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com