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Entertainment Jokes :: #22505 By Anonymous from USA. After viewing the rushes of a Hollywood hopeful's screen test, the producer was less that enthusiastic: "My dear, it will take and act of Congress to get you into the movies." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommended for You         Halo Reach The best-selling Xbox game of all time! Players experience the fateful momments that forged the "Halo" legend. It's the story of Noble Team, a squad of heroic Spartan soliders, and their final stand on the planet Reach.     Home Life :: #5843 By Jenny Zhang from Canada How to Pick The Best Fruit! These are some tips for picking fruit at the grocery store: Watermelon- pick watermelons that are heavy for their size, and have defined stripes. Pick ones that have less of a yellow spot: those tend to be sweeter. Oranges-pick heavy oranges that are smooth and firm. Strawberries- pick ones with fresh looking leaves. (Not wilted-looking) Bananas- pick ones that are slightly yellow and firm. (Remember, bananas that have little black spots but are still firm are perfectly ripened. They are very sweet, but can rot quickly.)     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com