"That's interesting, dear," REALLY MEANS, "Are you still talking?"
"Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love," REALLY MEANS,
"I forgot our anniversary again."
"You expect too much of me," REALLY MEANS, "You want me to stay awake."
"It's really a good movie," REALLY MEANS, "It's got guns, knives, fast
cars, and naked women."
"You know how bad my memory is," REALLY MEANS, "I remember the words to
the theme song of "F Troop", the address of the first girl I kissed,
the Vehicle Identification Number of every car I've ever owned, but I
forgot your birthday."
"I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses," REALLY MEANS,
"The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe, wearing a thong."
"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself. It's no big deal," REALLY MEANS, "I
have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm
hurt."
"I do help around the house," REALLY MEANS, "I once threw a dirty towel
near the laundry basket."
"Hey, I've got reasons for what I'm doing," REALLY MEANS, "I sure hope
I think of some pretty soon."
"What did I do this time?" REALLY MEANS, "What did you catch me doing?"
"She's one of the rabid feminists," REALLY MEANS, "She refused to make
my coffee."
"I heard you," REALLY MEANS, "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just
said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that
you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."
"You really look terrific in that outfit," REALLY MEANS, "Please don't
try on another outfit. I'm starving."
"I brought you a present," REALLY MEANS, "It was free ice scraper night
at the ball/hockey game."
"I missed you," REALLY MEANS, "I can't find my sock drawer, the kids
are hungry and we are out of toilet paper."
"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are," REALLY MEANS, "No one will
ever see us alive again."
"This relationship is getting too serious," REALLY MEANS, "I like you
as much as I like my truck."
"We share the housework," REALLY MEANS, "I make the messes. She cleans
them up."
"I don't need to read the instructions," REALLY MEANS, "I am perfectly
capable of screwing it up without printed help."
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