-Seems mighty chummy with the dog all of a sudden.
-Unexplained calls to F. Lee Bailey's 900 number on your bill.
-He actually *does* have your tongue.
-You find a stash of "Feline of Fortune" magazines behind the couch.
-Cyanide paw prints all over the house.
-You wake up to find a bird's head in your bed.
-Droppings in litter box spell out "REDRUM."
-You catch him with a new mohawk, looking in the mirror saying, "Mew
looking at me? Mew looking at me punk?"
-Takes attentive notes every time "Itchy and Scratchy" are on.
-Has taken a sudden interest in the wood chipper.
-Instead of dead birds, leaves cartons of Marlboros on your doorstep.
-Ball of yarn playfully tied into a hangman's noose.
-You find a piece of paper labeled "MY WIL" which says "LEEVAWL 2 KAT."
-Now sharpens claws on your car's brake lines.
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