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Marriage Jokes :: #613
By Anonymous from USA.
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl pulls off the hair and says, "I wear a wig, because I was born totally hairless. Not a hair on my body, not even down there."
That night, Mrs. Schmidlap tells her husband. He says, "I've never seen anything like that. Please tomorrow, ask her to go into the bedroom and show you. I want to hide in the closet so I can have a look."
The next day, Mrs. Schmidlap asks the girl, the two of them go into the bedroom, and the girl strips and shows her. Then the girl says, "I've never seen one with hair on it. Can I see yours?"
So Mrs. Schmidlap pulls off her clothes and shows her. That night, Mrs. Schmidlap says to her husband, "I hope you're satisfied, because I was pretty embarrassed when that girl asked to see mine."
Her husband says, "You think you were embarrassed...I had the four guys I play poker with in the closet with me."
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Health :: #5924
By Anonymous from USA.
Weight watching?
There are two main types of vegetable: starchy and nonstarchy.
Starchy vegetables include Acorn squash, Butternut squash, Corn, Green peas, Parsnip, Plantain, Potato, Pumpkin, Sweet potato and Yam. One serving of these vegetables usually contains 15 grams of carbohydrate, up to 3 grams of protein, up to 1 gram of fat and 80 calories.
Nonstarchy vegetables include Asparagus, Green beans, Beets, Broccoli, Cabbage, Carrots, cauliflower, Celery, Cucumber, Eggplant, Mushrooms, Onions, Peppers, Spinach and Tomatoes among others. Nonstarchy vegetables contain small amounts of carbohydrates and calories, but they pack an important nutritional punch. One serving of nonstarchy vegetables usually contains 5 grams of carbohydrate, 2 grams of protein, no fat and only 25 calories.
- Mayo Clinic -
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