Monday, September 6, 2010

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The Joke of The Day
Animal Jokes :: #21387
By Anonymous from USA.

The lion tamer led his young apprentice into the cage. "The first thing to remember," said the older man, "is that if a lion jumps at you, throw something at it."

"And what do I do if there's nothing to throw?"

The lion tamer said, "If a lion jumps at you __ there will be."






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Words of Knowledge :: #6099
By Anonymous from USA.

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