"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched
hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and
thankless."
"Will you marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my roommates have moved out, I
can't find the washer, and there is no more peanut butter."
"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern
connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the
table?"
"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea how
it works."
"I'm getting more exercise lately," REALLY MEANS, "The batteries in the
remote are dead."
"We're going to be late," REALLY MEANS, "Now I have a legitimate excuse
to drive like a maniac."
"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard, "REALLY MEANS, "I can't
hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
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