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Police Jokes :: #20890 By John O'Brien from Australia Officer to driver going the wrong way up a one way street, "And where do you think you are going?" Driver: - "I'm not sure, but I must be late as everyone else is coming back." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommendation for You         The All-New Kindle 3G Smaller, Lighter, Faster with 50% Better Contrast and Free 3G Wireless. The most-wished-for, most-gifted, and has the most 5-star reviews of any product ...     Health :: #6129 By Anonymous from USA. Have you tested your cholesterol lately? Many health problems announce themselves with obvious symptoms. High cholesterol is not one of them. The American heart Association says that anybody over the age oaf 2 should follow a healthy diet to control cholesterol, and the National Cholesterol Education Program recommends that adults age 20 and older get a fasting "lipoprotein profile" every five years. This should include total cholesterol, LDL ("bad") cholesterol, HDL ("good") cholesterol and triglycerides. What do Numbers mean? Total cholesterol: Less than 200 mg/dl is desirable 200-239 mg/dl is borderline High 240mg/dl and above is High. LDL Cholesterol: Less than 100 mg/dl is Optimal 100-129 mg/dl is Near Optimal 130-159 mg/dl is Borderline High 160-189 mg/dl is High 190 mg/dl and above is Very High HDL Cholesterol: HDL protects the heart, so higher levels are better. 60 or above is ideal. Less than 40 in men and 50 in women is low.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com