Sunday, October 31, 2010

Have one on me!

Have one on me!

The homeowner was delighted with the way the painter had done all the
work on his house. "You did a great job." he said and handed the man a
check. "Also, in order to thank-you, here's an extra $80 to take the
misses out to dinner and a movie."

Later that night, the doorbell rang and it was the painter. Thinking
the man had forgotten something he asked, "What's the matter, did you
forget something?"

"Nope." replied the painter. "I'm just here to take your misses out to
dinner and a movie like you asked."

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Jokes Warehouse Joke of the Day - 31st October, 2010

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Gas & Religion
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In California Unleaded gas went to $4.00 a gallon last Thursday.

Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her
rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. Fortunately, an
Exxon station was just a block away. She walked to the station to borrow a
gas can and buy some gas.

The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out,
but she could wait until it was returned. Since Sister Mary Ann was on the
way to see a patient, she decided not to wait, and walked back to her car.

She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas, and
spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful,
Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gasoline,
and carried the full bedpan back to her car.

As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Baptist ladies watched from
across the street. One of them turned to the other and said, 'If it starts,
I'm turning Catholic.'

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