Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Stay Calm

Stay Calm

A woman in a supermarket pushed a grocery cart with a screaming baby in
it. As she moved up and down the aisles, she kept murmuring, "Stay calm,
Rachel. Don't cry, Rachel. Don't scream, Rachel."

Another woman watched in admiration and then remarked, "You certainly
have a lot of patience with little Rachel."

"What do you mean?" snapped the woman. "I'm Rachel!"

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