Friday, October 29, 2010

A Joke A Day - Funny everyday Jokes

aJokeADay.com - A Joke A Day
 
The Joke of The Day
Cannibal Jokes :: #11758
By Jim Vining from Lacey WA USA.

A cannibal entered the meat market to buy something nice for dinner. The owner greeted him and told him to look around. The cannibal began to inspect the meat case and noticed the market specialized in brain.

Upon further inspection he noticed a marked disparity between the costs of brain meats. A carpenter's brain sells for $1.50 per pound. A plumber's brain sells for $2.25 per pound. He noticed with alarm that a politician's brain sells for $375.00 a pound. With not a little curiosity he asked the owner why the huge difference in price between the similar meats.

The owner responded with a deadpan look on his face, "Do you realize how many politicians it takes to get a pound of brains?"




Forward this joke to your friends >>

 
  * Recommendation for You  
 
  The All-New Kindle 5 Stars   The All-New Kindle 3G
Smaller, Lighter, Faster with 50% Better Contrast and Free 3G Wireless.

The most-wished-for, most-gifted, and has the most 5-star reviews of any product ...
 
 
The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com
Career Skills :: #5901
By Helen from New York USA.

Today's Jobhunting Statistics and Strategy
Looking for a new job today is very different from looking for a job even five years ago. Here are a few statistics and tips to keep in mind when organizing your thoughts to formulate your plan.

1. 80% of new jobs today are acquired through networking.

2. You find a new job by as much as 40% faster when working with an employment coach.

3. As many as 48% of companies admit they have passed over or eliminated a candidate as a result of information they've discovered about a candidate on-line.

When looking for a new job today, "googling" yourself at least once a week is a must! Make sure your resume contains POWERFUL content, not just duties or responsibilities have a networking strategy in order and only then hit the ground running!

Happy hunting!



 
 
aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com
4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641

1995-2008 © All rights reserved.

Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com

 
aJokeADay.com

No comments:

Post a Comment