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Miscellaneous Jokes :: #21412 By Nmutaka from Nigeria A man making the Bar scene, was fairly intoxicated when he went into a popular night spot. The bartender refused to serve him and told him he should go home. Man: My wife will kill me. Bartender: Take her some candy. Man: She is on a diet. Bartender: Take her some flowers. Man: She has allergies. Bartender: Tell her a poem. Man: She loves poems ... I don't know any. Bartender: Here is one for you. The Bartender recited. YOU BABYLONIAN WITCH... BLUE EYES AND RUBY LIPS... BENEATH THINE EYES PASSION LIES AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES MY PASSION RISE. -"Shakespeare" Man: I can handle that. So walking home the man was reciting to himself the poem. When he gets home he is unable to find his keys. So he knocks on the door. Wife: You better not of been drinking. Man: Sweetness, I have a poem for you! Wife: It had better be good The man starts to recite the poem... YOU BABYLONIAN BITCH… BLUE EYES AND PURPLE TITS… BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS A PUSSY LIES AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES MY PECKER RISE. Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommended for You         Halo Reach The best-selling Xbox game of all time! Players experience the fateful momments that forged the "Halo" legend. It's the story of Noble Team, a squad of heroic Spartan soliders, and their final stand on the planet Reach.     Career Skills :: #5901 By Helen from New York USA. Today's Jobhunting Statistics and Strategy Looking for a new job today is very different from looking for a job even five years ago. Here are a few statistics and tips to keep in mind when organizing your thoughts to formulate your plan. 1. 80% of new jobs today are acquired through networking. 2. You find a new job by as much as 40% faster when working with an employment coach. 3. As many as 48% of companies admit they have passed over or eliminated a candidate as a result of information they've discovered about a candidate on-line. When looking for a new job today, "googling" yourself at least once a week is a must! Make sure your resume contains POWERFUL content, not just duties or responsibilities have a networking strategy in order and only then hit the ground running! Happy hunting!     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com