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Sick Jokes :: #13200 By Anonymous from USA. A man and a woman were in bed getting ready to make love. The woman directed the man, "Go ahead. Put your finger in there." So the man did, and after a few minutes, she said, "Put a few more in." So the man put a few more in, and then she requested, "Put your whole hand in." The man did this, and after a few moments the woman said, "Now put your other hand in." So the man did. The woman said, "Clap" "I can't," replied the man. So the woman said, "Tight, huh?" Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommended for You         Halo Reach The best-selling Xbox game of all time! Players experience the fateful momments that forged the "Halo" legend. It's the story of Noble Team, a squad of heroic Spartan soliders, and their final stand on the planet Reach.     Health :: #272 By Kristian Geig from Lauglin USA. Coffee, Tea, or ? To reduce your risk of Parkinson disease try brewing up a cup of tea for yourself. Recent studies have stated that although coffee helps reduce the chances of Parkinson disease, two cups of tea per day reduces your risk of Parkinson disease and has important health protective flavonoids that coffee lacks. An added plus is that tea usually has less caffeine in it than coffee. Would you like a spot o´tea my dear?     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com