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Bar & Drinking Jokes :: #4480 By Anonymous from USA. A guy walks into a bar, sits at the counter and said "Drinks, everybody on me, even you bar tender" on my tab. Every one got a drink and thanked the man. After a while he man said "Drinks, everybody on me, even you bar tender. Put it on my tab." Everybody got their drinks and thanked the man. The bar tender pulled the man to the side and asked him "You know this is going to be a lot of money, can you pay for this? The man said "No". The bar tender took the man in the back, beat him up, and threw him out the back door. The man brushed himself off, and went back into the bar. He sat down and said "Drinks, everybody, on me. Except for you bar tender, you don't know how to act when you get drunk Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommendation for You         The All-New Kindle 3G Smaller, Lighter, Faster with 50% Better Contrast and Free 3G Wireless. The most-wished-for, most-gifted, and has the most 5-star reviews of any product ...     Home Life :: #6143 By Anonymous from USA. Before you commit to an "age-restricted" community do your homework. Many people over 59 are drawn to age-limited communities where they hope to find the sorts of social activities that will fill their days once they are retired. Yet some older people who choose such a community face an unexpected result: boredom. Those with varied cultural and intellectual interest, and the capacity to program their own discretionary time could find life in an age-restricted community that's located in a resort area to be especially monotonous when the pre-planned sociability occurs on a predictable schedule. People who have tried this say all their neighbors ever talk about are their aches and pains, when cocktails will be serve and what's for dinner.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com