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Airplane Jokes :: #16827 By Anonymous from USA. Why is the mistletoe hanging over the baggage counter?" asked the airline passenger, amid the holiday rush. The clerk replied, "It's so you can kiss your luggage good-bye." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommendation for You         The All-New Kindle 3G Smaller, Lighter, Faster with 50% Better Contrast and Free 3G Wireless. The most-wished-for, most-gifted, and has the most 5-star reviews of any product ...     Miscellaneous :: #6101 By Michelle Welch from Sarnia, Ontario Canada Safely Get Rid Of Ants Every one at one time or another has had a problem with ants, and you have children and pets to think about how do you get rid of them and not have you, your kids, or your pets getting either sick or seriously ill. Here is an easy way to get rid of them. Get a box of baking soda and a box of icing sugar, and a container to put the mixture in. The recipe is as follows: 1/2 cup of baking soda and 1/2 cup of icing sugar and mix it well. Find where the ants nest or the trail they use and sprinkle the mix on them. The ants cannot resist the icing sugar mix and take it back to their larvae and the queen and feeds it to them. Now for the kicker the ants do not have the ability to expel gas; so the gas from the baking soda makes them blow up and they die. No more ant colony, so no more ant problem.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com