Tuesday, October 12, 2010

EMERGENCY FRIEND SYSTEM

EMERGENCY FRIEND SYSTEM

This is a test of the Emergency Friend System.

If this were an actual emergency you would be instructed where to tune
for location information concerning your friend.

This is only a test.

A Friend....


A)ccepts you as you are
B)elieves in "you"
C)alls you just to say "HI"
D)oesn't give up on you
E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts)
F)orgives your mistakes
G)ives unconditionally
H)elps you
J)ust wants to "be" with you
K)eeps you close at heart
L)oves you for who you are
M)akes a difference in your life
N)ever Judges
O)ffers support
P)icks you up
Q)uiets your fears
R)aises your spirits
S)ays nice things about you
T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it
U)nderstands you
V)alues you
W)alks beside you
X)-plain things you don't understand
Y)ells when you won't listen and
Z)aps you back to reality

Flexible people don't get bent out of shape."

OK, THIS IS A TEST TO SEE HOW MANY FRIENDS YOU HAVE!!! OK, HERE GOES,
INSTANTLY WHEN YOU RECEIVE THIS LETTER, YOU MUST SEND IT TO AT LEAST 8
PEOPLE, INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU.

"Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble
remembering how to fly.

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