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Miscellaneous Jokes :: #18236 By Anonymous from USA. A guest in a posh hotel comes down to breakfast and called over the head waiter and read from the menu "I'd like one under cooked egg so that it's running, and one over cooked egg that it's tough and hard to eat. I'd also like grilled bacon which is a bit on the cold side, burnt toast, butter straight from the freezer so that it's impossible to spread, and a pot of very weak, lukewarm coffee." that's a complicated order sir, said the bewildered waiter. "It might be quite difficult." The guest replied sarcastically, "It can't be that difficult because that's exactly what you brought me yesterday!" Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommendation for You         The All-New Kindle 3G Smaller, Lighter, Faster with 50% Better Contrast and Free 3G Wireless. The most-wished-for, most-gifted, and has the most 5-star reviews of any product ...     Health :: #272 By Kristian Geig from Lauglin USA. Coffee, Tea, or ? To reduce your risk of Parkinson disease try brewing up a cup of tea for yourself. Recent studies have stated that although coffee helps reduce the chances of Parkinson disease, two cups of tea per day reduces your risk of Parkinson disease and has important health protective flavonoids that coffee lacks. An added plus is that tea usually has less caffeine in it than coffee. Would you like a spot o´tea my dear?     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com