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Body Parts :: #19278 By Sue Dunfee from USA. Freddie can't get an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are not working and there's nothing he can do unless he's willing to try an experimental surgery. Hesitant Freddie asks about the procedure and the doctor explains they take the muscles from the base of a baby elephant's trunk, insert them in the base of his penis, and hope for the best. Freddie says that sounds pretty scary but the thought of never having sex again is even more frightening, so he says ok. The doctor goes ahead and performs the surgery and about 6 weeks later he gives Freddie the go ahead to "try out his new equipment". Freddie takes his wife out to dinner to celebrate. While at dinner Freddie starts feeling an incredible pressure in his pants. It gets unbearable and he figures no one can see him so he undoes his pants. No sooner does he do this than his penis pops out of his pants, rolls across the table, grabs an apple from the fruit basket, and disappears back into his pants. His wife sits in shock for a few moments, and then gets a sly look on her face. She says, "That was pretty cool! Can you do that again?" With his eyes watering and a painful look on his face, Freddie says, "Probably, but I don't know if I can fit another apple up my ass." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommended for You         Halo Reach The best-selling Xbox game of all time! Players experience the fateful momments that forged the "Halo" legend. It's the story of Noble Team, a squad of heroic Spartan soliders, and their final stand on the planet Reach.     Home Life :: #6017 By Anonymous from USA. Selecting healthy bread When selecting bread, read product labels to make sure you know what you are buying. Look for breads that list the "whole" grain as the first ingredient, such as whole wheat, white whole wheat or whole oats. If the label does not say "whole" first, it is not a wholegrain product.     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com