Tuesday, October 26, 2010

The Patch

The Patch

During a patient's two-week follow-up appointment with his
cardiologist, he informed his doctor that he was having trouble with one
of his medications.

"Which one?", asked the doctor.

"The patch." The nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and
now I'm running out of places to put it!"

The doctor had him quickly undress and discovered what he hoped he
wouldn't see. Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body! Now the
instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one.

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