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Marriage Jokes :: #8841 By kimberly from fayetteville north carolina USA. A widower who never paid any attention to his wife while she was alive now found himself missing her desperately. He went to a psychic to see if he could contact his late wife. The psychic went into a trance. A strange breeze wafted through the darkened room, and suddenly, the man heard the unmistakable voice of his dearly departed wife. "Honey!" he cried. "Is that you?" "Yes, my husband." "Are you happy?" "Yes, my husband." "Happier than you were with me?" "Yes, my husband." "Then Heaven must be an amazing place!" "I'm not in Heaven, dear." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommendation for You         The All-New Kindle 3G Smaller, Lighter, Faster with 50% Better Contrast and Free 3G Wireless. The most-wished-for, most-gifted, and has the most 5-star reviews of any product ...     Health :: #5924 By Anonymous from USA. Weight watching? There are two main types of vegetable: starchy and nonstarchy. Starchy vegetables include Acorn squash, Butternut squash, Corn, Green peas, Parsnip, Plantain, Potato, Pumpkin, Sweet potato and Yam. One serving of these vegetables usually contains 15 grams of carbohydrate, up to 3 grams of protein, up to 1 gram of fat and 80 calories. Nonstarchy vegetables include Asparagus, Green beans, Beets, Broccoli, Cabbage, Carrots, cauliflower, Celery, Cucumber, Eggplant, Mushrooms, Onions, Peppers, Spinach and Tomatoes among others. Nonstarchy vegetables contain small amounts of carbohydrates and calories, but they pack an important nutritional punch. One serving of nonstarchy vegetables usually contains 5 grams of carbohydrate, 2 grams of protein, no fat and only 25 calories. - Mayo Clinic -     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com