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Business & Work Jokes :: #21865 By from Unknown At a morticians conventions these three undertakers were talking about some of the bad cases they had to embalm during their careers. The first said that the worse case he had ever had was where a man was in a fire and got burned beyond recognition, it took him two days to get him ready for burial. The second undertaker said the worse case he ever had was where a girl was in an automobile wreck and was thrown through the windshield; she was cut up so bad she could not be identified. He said it took him three days to get her ready for burial. The third undertaker said that the worse case that he ever had was where an old maid committed suicide by jumping off a ten story building, she fell straddle a fire plug. He said that it took him two weeks to wipe the smile off her face Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommended for You         Halo Reach The best-selling Xbox game of all time! Players experience the fateful momments that forged the "Halo" legend. It's the story of Noble Team, a squad of heroic Spartan soliders, and their final stand on the planet Reach.     Famous Quote :: #51 By Peter Prestipino from Chicago USA. QUOTE: Success, Emerson "To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success." -Ralph Waldo Emerson     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com