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Miscellaneous Jokes :: #21446 By Davy from United Kingdom Steven Hawking came back from his 1st date in 10 years. Glasses smashed, broken wrist, a twisted ankle and grazed knees....... Apparently she stood him up! Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommendation for You         The All-New Kindle 3G Smaller, Lighter, Faster with 50% Better Contrast and Free 3G Wireless. The most-wished-for, most-gifted, and has the most 5-star reviews of any product ...     Words of Knowledge :: #182 By Doug Hollis from Tallmadge USA. Seeing opportunity The stupid sees difficulty in every opportunity; the intelligent sees opportunity in every difficulty. --Nahsti     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com