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Viagra Jokes :: #21701 By Anonymous from USA. A woman asked her husband if he would like some breakfast, "Bacon and eggs, a fruit salad, or perhaps some crepes, and a pot of coffee? He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taking the edge off my appetite." At lunchtime, she asks if he would like something, "A bowl of soup or a sandwich?" Again he declines. No, thanks! It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taking the edge off my appetite." At dinnertime, she asked again if he wants anything to eat, offering to go to the café and get something. "Or would you rather I make you something? Thank you, but this Viagra. "It's really taking the edge off my appetite." "Well then," she says, "would you mind getting off me? I'm STARVING!" Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommended for You         Halo Reach The best-selling Xbox game of all time! Players experience the fateful momments that forged the "Halo" legend. It's the story of Noble Team, a squad of heroic Spartan soliders, and their final stand on the planet Reach.     Health :: #6160 By Anonymous from USA. Pomegranate - Other reported health benefits Researchers at UCLA say that adding 2 oz of pomegranate juice to your daily glass of orange juice boost your skin's natural UV protection by 26 percent. Pomegranate contains five times more ellagic acid (polyphenol antioxidant) than other fruit. This antioxidant soaks into skin cells, where it acts as sun block     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com