Friday, December 10, 2010

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The Joke of The Day
Kid Jokes :: #717
By Donna Stuckert from USA.

A little boy went to his teacher to tell her he found a frog.

The teacher asked if it was alive or dead.

The little boy said that it was dead.

The teacher asked how he knew.

The boy said , "I pissed in its ear."

The teacher said, "You what?"

He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said, 'psst!' and it didn't move. So it must be dead."



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Health :: #6154
By Anonymous from USA.

Food poisoning
Heat is not enough: Have you ever stuck leftover back in the fridge after sat out too long, thinking they would be "fine" once reheated? Think again. Reheating food properly is important for destroying bacteria. But reheating does not destroy any toxins that the bacteria already produced. Often, it's those toxins that cause food poisoning symptoms. So if in doubt, throw it out! As a rule, don't eat any food that has been kept between 40°F and 140°F for more than 2 hours.



 
 
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