A local prostitute was brought before the court of Queen's Bench for
solicitation. The judge was surprised to discover that the young woman
was claiming not guilty when police had caught her in the act. The judge
questioned her, expressing her surprise.
"I am celibate." the young woman declared.
"Celibate?" the judge asked, wide-eyed. "How can you claim you are
celibate?"
"It is my business to be celibate. I sell a bit here, I sell a bit
there....."
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