Men know that PMS is Mother Natures way of telling you to get out of
the house.
Men know that if she looks like your mother, run.
Men know that there are at least three sides to every story; his, hers,
and the truth.
Men know never to run away from a fight that you know you can win.
Men know that cats are evil and cannot be trusted.
Men know how to change the toilet paper, but to do so would ruin the
game.
Men know exactly how much gas is left in the tank and how far that gas
will get them.
Men know that a woman will wear a low-cut dress and expect the man not
to stare at her cleavage.
Men know that the reason men don't like cats is because they don't know
how to cook them.
Men know that men are from here, and women are from way the hell over
there.
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