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Entertainment Jokes :: #11055 By Anonymous from USA. Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. Going to a singles' bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away. "I'm jus an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." The woman went home with Charles, and the next day she became his stepmother. Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommendation for You         The All-New Kindle 3G Smaller, Lighter, Faster with 50% Better Contrast and Free 3G Wireless. The most-wished-for, most-gifted, and has the most 5-star reviews of any product ...     Health :: #6153 By Anonymous from USA. The latest research on the use of houseplants In a study of 90 people recovering from surgery, half recovered in rooms with houseplants, and half did not. People in rooms with plants had lower systolic blood pressure and lower rating of pain, anxiety and fatigue than did those who were recovering in rooms without plants. Researchers surveyed nearly 450 office workers about their job satisfaction and physical work environment, including the presence of live plants or window views of exterior green spaces. Workers with plants in their offices or with window views reported higher job satisfaction and better overall quality of life than did their peers who had no plants in their offices or window views. In Norway, researchers surveyed 385 office workers about their office environment, perceived stress, sick days taken and job productivity. They found that the more indoor plants a worker had close to his or her desk, the more productive he or she was and the fewer sick days he or she took. -Mayo Clinic-     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com