Monday, December 6, 2010

Tampons

Tampons

Three men were headed of to serve jail time. They all got in a bus, sat
down, and began talking about what they brought to keep them busy.

The first man said, I brought a deck of cards so I can practice doing
tricks and get really good.

The second man said, I brought paints and some paper so that I can pass
the time doing art.

The third man said, I brought a box of tampons. Upon hearing this, the
other two men asked why.

The third man replied, well right here on the box it says with these
things you can go swimming, horseback riding, or do anything else you
want!

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