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Elderly Jokes :: #12227 By Anonymous from USA. An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The old man looks at the bartender through Teary eyes and between sobs says, "I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She's a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper, Extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, my best friend, and intensely passionate in bed." The bartender stares at the old man for a brief moment and says, "But that sounds great! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are crying?" The old man looks at the bartender and says, "I can't remember where I live!" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Words of Knowledge :: #182 By Doug Hollis from Tallmadge USA. Seeing opportunity The stupid sees difficulty in every opportunity; the intelligent sees opportunity in every difficulty. --Nahsti     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com