Sunday, October 21, 2012

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The Joke of The Day
Elderly Jokes :: #12227
By Anonymous from USA.

An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying.

The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The old man looks at the bartender through

Teary eyes and between sobs says, "I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She's a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper,

Extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, my best friend, and intensely passionate in bed."

The bartender stares at the old man for a brief moment and says, "But that sounds great! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are crying?"

The old man looks at the bartender and says, "I can't remember where I live!"




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The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com
Words of Knowledge :: #182
By Doug Hollis from Tallmadge USA.

Seeing opportunity
The stupid sees difficulty in every opportunity;

the intelligent sees opportunity in every difficulty.

--Nahsti

 
 
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