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Judges :: #22944 By Anonymous from USA. Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope. The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I'll see you back in court Monday." On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "Seventeen people? That's wonderful. How did you do it? " "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o. Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs." "That's admirable," says the judge. Then he turns to the second guy. "And how did you do?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "Wow!" says the judge.. "156 people! How did you manage to do that?" "Well, I used a similar diagram," the guy says. "I drew two circles like this: o O. Then I pointed to the little circle and said, 'This is your asshole before prison.................. Forward this joke to your friends >>   Inspirational Poems :: #2222 By Sam from Angwin USA. The Weed Its small, yellow head peeks sweetly through the grass, eager to kiss the sun's golden rays of light. It's just a weed, a nuisance a pain only, there to annoy. Or is it? It IS just a weed, with a short, outcast life. But it spends its short life better than most, Living only to bring happiness to others. I don't think many mothers can honestly say they haven't smiled upon receiving a weed or two, A small, sweaty, fistful of weeds, clutched sweetly by her small child. Who can say, they have never made a wish as they blow on its fluffy white head Watching each little seed fly away, heavily laden with the blower's hopes and dreams? When I look at my yard, the first thing I notice is a spot of golden color, Strewn Among the green carpet, Here and there, dotting the grass with color. My yard reminds me of the world and the people in it. The masses of people who travel in clumps, each alike, are like the grass. But, the people who walk the Earth, trying to make it a better place to live, remind me of the little yellow flowers. Ask yourself this: Are you in a Clump? Or are you an individual?     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com