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International Jokes :: #14266
By Anonymous from USA.
A patron in a Montreal café turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded.
"This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked C gave me boiling water."
"But, Monsieur, C stands for chaude – French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal."
"Wait a minute." Roared the patron. "The other tap is also marked C."
"Of course," said the manager. "It stands for cold. After all, Montreal is a bilingual city"
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Miscellaneous :: #3602
By WALT HASKINS from Lahaina, Hawaii USA.
THE FANTASY THAT IGNORES WHAT IS IMPORTANT
Many are saddened by the four words "It might have been." It is always true that something else might have been, but what shouldn't be forgotten is that virtually all of what eventually was wouldn't have been either. The trade is seldom one that a wise person would make.
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