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Men Vs. Women Jokes :: #2695 By from USA. To impress his date, the young man took her to a very chick Italian restaurant. After sipping some fine wine, he picked up the menu and ordered. "We'll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci," he said. "Sorry, sir," said the waiter. "That"s the owner." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Safety :: #3180 By Kevin F. Schaefer, CPO from Charlotte USA. Pulled Over By The Police? Being pulled over by a police officer can be as stressful for the officer as it is for the motorist. Although the majority of people are law-abiding citizens, a police officer must still be overly cautious during all traffic stops. Here are a few tips to follow when being stopped by the police. 1. Pull off of the road as far to the right as safely possible. 2. Stay in your vehicle unless asked to get out. 3. Turn on the interior light if the stop occurs at night. 4. Keep both hands on the steering wheel and do not make sudden movements. 5. If you are carrying a firearm, advise the officer of the weapon and its location. 6. Advise the officer if you need to reach for your license or registration. 7. If you are being stopped at night and you are driving alone, simply acknowledge the officer by turning on your flashers and driving at a reduced rate of speed to the nearest well lit area. Following these simple tips will make traffic stop less stressful for everyone involved.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com