Aha! Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for October 08

Aha!Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for Oct. 8, 2012! Is this email not displaying correctly? View it in your browser. Alligator Shoes A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However he was not prepared to pay the high prices, and after having failed to haggle the vendor down to a reasonable price level, ended up shouting "I don't give two hoots for your shoes man, I'll go and kill my own croc!," to which the shopkeeper replied, "By all means, just watch out for those two 'ole boys' who are doing the same!". So the man went out into the Bayou, and after a while saw two men with spears, standing still in the water. "They must be the 'ole boys'" he thought. Just at that point he noticed an alligator moving in the water towards one of them. The guy stood completely passive, even as the gator came ever closer. Just as the beast was about to swallow the him, he struck home with his spear and wrestled the gator up onto the beach, where several already laying Together the two guys threw the gator onto its back, where-upon one exclaimed "Darn! This one doesn't have any shoes either!". Crazy Laws - Michigan A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission. There is a 10 cent bounty for each rat's head brought into a town office. In Detroit MI, alligators may not be tied to fire hydrants. In Detroit MI, it is illegal to let your pig run free unless it has a ring in its nose. According to history and animal husbandry, it prevents them from "rooting" in the ground for their food. In Detroit MI, willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited. In Detroit MI, it is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday. In Harper Woods MI, it is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets. In Kalamazoo MI, it is against the law to serenade your girlfriend. In Rochester MI, all bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police. In Wayland MI, anyone can keep their cow on Main Street downtown at a cost of 3 cents per day. Ready To Laugh? Come to AhaJokes.com for more fun any time! Visit our funny pics, funny vids, or funny forwards sections for a good laugh!  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook  Copyright © 2012 Aha!Jokes LLC. All rights reserved. Funniest place on the web. Our mailing address is: ahajokes@hotmail.com Add this e-mail to your Address Book! We respect your privacy. You are receiving this e-mail because you or someoen else subscribed to receive jokes on the AhaJokes.com Web site. We do not randomly send these newsletters out, and you can permanently unsubscribe by using the link below if you no longer wish to receive this newsletter.  unsubscribe from this list