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Animal Jokes :: #372 By Walter Smith from Unknown A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." She was incredibly ticked now. The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and warned she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager replied profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again. When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her, "Hey lady." She paused and said,"Yes?" The bird said, "You know." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Love & Dating :: #865 By Dannie from columbus USA. Soul Mate In the bible, it says that there is a special someone out there for everyone. I believe that enable to find your special someone you have to believe that there out there first. You have to have faith. Let fate take its toll on life. It will all work out in the end. Fate brought my parents together and they've been together ever since the first time they laid eyes on one another. When someone breaks your heart at least you know they weren't your Soul Mate. He or She's still out there with fate guiding them your way.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com