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Marriage Jokes :: #1071 By asf from coimbatore tamilnadu India You Don't Need to Be a Weatherman... It was two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife were asleep, when suddenly the phone rang. The husband picked up the phone and said, "Hello? ... How the heck do I know? What am I, the weather man?" -- and promptly slammed the phone down. His wife rolls over and asks, "Who was that?" The husband replies, I don't know. Some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear. Forward this joke to your friends >>   Self-Improvement :: #2895 By Anuj Bhatnagar from new Delhi India Happiness Happiness is found along the way, not at the end of the road.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com