| ![The Joke of The Day](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_vFKMtOLr9RosbHEla9sJDeQ5hmtntNaal72Y1qdlBQxSZXYQVgkOG80ppPshv4-ZHx5KTW5QHcQQYY_3F2LaKyFu_QKzSE0RZRMuArMcOWSOzqPaw=s0-d) Kid Jokes :: #15566 By Mike from USA. A Sunday school teacher asked the children in her class, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into Heaven?"
"No!" the children all answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven?"
Again the answer was "No!"
"Well", she continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"
A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"
Forward this joke to your friends >> | | | ![The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_sgmuT-_c21EbA2PU1cS9aCBwtmKtfLqMnUkIifutbXUNNURvSHENCnValON8-ac8lj4BQikH6lggkHtjrjXx8GIbSKfMkIZAaZrF1Fj3VEm3KOFQ=s0-d) Love Quotes :: #2595 By R.RAMACHANDRA RAO from HYDERABAD India LOVING You don't stop loving because you grow old,
you grow old because you stop loving.
- Michael Pritchard -
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