Wednesday, April 3, 2013

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The Joke of The Day
Kid Jokes :: #15566
By Mike from USA.

A Sunday school teacher asked the children in her class, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into Heaven?"

"No!" the children all answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven?"

Again the answer was "No!"

"Well", she continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"




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Love Quotes :: #2595
By R.RAMACHANDRA RAO from HYDERABAD India

LOVING
You don't stop loving because you grow old,

you grow old because you stop loving.

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