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Kid Jokes :: #15566 By Mike from USA. A Sunday school teacher asked the children in her class, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into Heaven?" "No!" the children all answered. "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven?" Again the answer was "No!" "Well", she continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?" A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Love Quotes :: #2595 By R.RAMACHANDRA RAO from HYDERABAD India LOVING You don't stop loving because you grow old, you grow old because you stop loving. - Michael Pritchard -     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com