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Body Parts :: #2599 By Jungle JimBob from Ireland Five reasons not to be a penis: 1) Your head is bald forever. 2) You live between two nuts. 3) An asshole lives behind you. 4) Your best mate's a cunt. 5) When you get excited, you get sick and then faint. Forward this joke to your friends >>   Famous Quote :: #2326 By Mike Swindlehurst from Bournemouth United Kingdom Club membership "I would never join any club that would accept me as a member" - Groucho Marx -     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com