| | Religious Jokes :: #14232 By Anonymous from USA. Two guys, Jimmy and Johnny, were standing at heaven's gate, waiting to be interviewed by St. Peter.
Jimmy: "How did you get here?"
Johnny: "Hypothermia. You?
Jimmy: "You won't believe it. I was sure my wife was cheating on me, so I came home early one day hoping to find the guy. I accused my wife of infidelity and searched the whole house without any luck. Then I felt so bad about the whole thing I had a massive heart attack."
Johnny: "Oh, man, if you had check the walk-in freezer, we'd both be alive."
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