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Female Jokes :: #407
By Anonymous from USA.

1. Between the ages of 13 and 18, she is like Africa...virgin and unexplored.

2. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia...hot and exotic.

3. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America... fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources.

4. Between the ages of 46 and 58, she is like Europe...exhausted, but still has many points of interest.

5. After 58 she is like Australia...everybody knows it's down there but who gives a damn.




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Love & Dating :: #259
By Dylan Peterson from Los Angeles USA.

Wedding Jitters
Everyone gets nervous before the BIG day, when you suddenly look forward to an uncertain future and face up to the fact that your life is going to change. When you start getting jittery look back on the life you have shared up until this moment. Try remebering your first kiss together, the first "I love you" that was said, and your wedding jitters will fade away.

 
 
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