Aha! Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for April 15

Aha! Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for Apr. 15, 2013! Is this email not displaying correctly? View it in your browser. I Have Great News The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in this house instead of two." Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, "I'm glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us." Share this joke on Facebook and Twitter! Know a great joke? We'd love to hear it! You may find your joke in a future newsletter or even on the front page of Aha Jokes! Go ahead, make us laugh! Crazy Laws - Texas It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. A recently passed anti-crime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home. It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. In Austin, TX wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket. Share this joke on Facebook and Twitter! Video of the Week Cuban Car Salesman What does a Cuban gynecologist do when he comes to America? Sells used cars obviously! Check out this and other hilarious videos sure to make you laugh in our Funny Videos section. Share this video on Facebook and Twitter! Picture of the Week Ready To Laugh? Come to AhaJokes.com for more fun any time! Visit our funny pictures, funny videos, or fun pages sections for a good laugh! Share this picture on Facebook and Twitter!  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook  Copyright © 2013 Aha! Jokes LLC. All rights reserved. Funniest place on the web. Our mailing address is: ahacomedycorner@gmail.com Add this e-mail to your Address Book! We respect your privacy. You are receiving this e-mail because you or someone else subscribed to receive jokes on the AhaJokes.com Web site. You can permanently unsubscribe by using the link below if you no longer wish to receive this newsletter.  unsubscribe from this list