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Female Jokes :: #498
By Donna Stuckert from USA.
A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex."
"But you are not wearing any of those things," he replied.
"I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."
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Education :: #4072
By John W. Dillow from USA.
You are what you become
We are what we do and we are people of habit.
Make your career goals clearer and less complicated and the easier it will be for you to achieve them.
- John W. Dillow -
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