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Redneck Jokes :: #279 By Anonymous from USA. You Might Be a Redneck If. . . You go swimming in the drainage ditch behind your house. Your kids fight with the dogs for their dinner. You have more pet names for your huntin' dog than for your girlfriend. Forward this joke to your friends >>   Sustainability :: #20 By Gemma P. from Chicago USA. Conserve Water To conserve water: Do not run water while brushing your teeth. It is unnecessary to waste water while brushing your teeth. Only run the water when rinsing your brush. It is a habit one can acquire easily and can be done for the rest of your life!     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com

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College Jokes :: #591 By Gemma Piscotti from Chicago IL USA. The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?"  At this, a male student in the crowd inquires, "Er... How much for a season pass?" Forward this joke to your friends >>     (Sponsor this newsletter)   Interpersonal Skills :: #4071 By JWD from USA. Orginial Self Try to see what no one else has seen. Try to think what no one else has thought. Then you will be what no one else has been. - John Dillow -     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com

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Male Jokes :: #514 By from USA. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They won't stop to ask directions! Forward this joke to your friends >>   Relationships :: #2766 By Walt Hakins from Lahaina. Hawaii USA. The Wisdom of Not Judging When we are intolerant, we are ignorant. When we tolerate we are informed. When we find nothing to tolerate, we are mature.     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com

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Marriage Jokes :: #5550 By A Fish Lover from USA. A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! And please pack my new blue silk pajamas." The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish. He says, "Yes! Lots of Walleye, some Blue gill, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?" The wife replies; "I did, they were in your tackle box." Forward this joke to your friends >>     (Sponsor this newsletter)   Interpersonal Skills :: #3991 By John W. Dillow from Gresham USA. Love and Hate It can take a lifetime to make a friend whereas; it only takes a second to make an enemy. Be careful of what you say and do around others.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com

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Hospital Regulations
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Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I
found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.

After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.

"I don't know," he said. "She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown."




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