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Blonde Jokes :: #14301 By Anonymous from USA. Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills Forward this joke to your friends >>   Health :: #1586 By Anonymous from USA. Calorie count Home-style breakfast, switch fried eggs for poached and swap 4 strips of regular bacon for one slice of Canadian bacon. Calories saved: 216 Celebrate the weekend with a Bloody Mary instead of a Piña Colada. Or drink sparkling water with lime instead of light beer. Calories saved: 108 Taking the children to McDonald's? Order medium fries and hold the cheese on that Quarter Pounder. Calories saved: 190     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com