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Bar & Drinking Jokes :: #21796
By Teresa from Riverdale Maryland USA.

Three drunks hailed a taxi. The taxi driver seeing that they were so wasted when they got in, he just switched on the engine and switched it off, and said we are here. The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him. The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them would have realized the car didn't move an inch. So what was that for, he asked. Control your speed next time, you almost killed us.






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Relationships :: #2027
By L Miller from Tucson USA.

Greener
If the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence it's probably astro turf.

 
 
 
 
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